pokemon-diamond-version:

wongfuavatar:

I found my old pokemon book- i dont know who i relate to the most

giovanni wrote this

fluffmugger:

catbountry:

The beginning.

actually IIRC this was the first photo with a specific type of camera or equipment  “cos THE progenative shitlord of  cat memes was Harry Pointer. And around 1870 he decided that Au Naturelle  photos of cats weren’t gonna cut it, and started doing shit like this: 

then he realised HE COULD CAPTION THEM

and thus the dignity of the feline was forever destroyed. 

intrepid-moose:

itwashotwestayedinthewater:

itwashotwestayedinthewater:

itwashotwestayedinthewater:

fact: today is the 94th anniversary of the Boston Molasses Disaster

fact: today is the 98th anniversary of the Boston Molasses Disaster

fact: today is the 99th anniversary of the Boston Molasses Disaster

HAPPY CENTENNIAL, BOSTON MOLASSES DISASTER.

capitalisin:

i speak french in public to my grandparents and to my boyfriend. people are surprised that im bilingual and say its cool and ask me to teach them some time

but when one of my classmates speaks arabic in public to her family, she gets strange and disgusted looks. no one asks to be taught arabic. no one says its cool that shes bilingual

its racism plain and simple

sevenmoths:

polishwife:

honoredmatre:

black mirror episode: twitch chat watches you in your real life

me: trips down the stairs

twitch chat:

*kisses my gf*

twitch chat:

funny-history:

Samson don’t play that shit!

amongthespaghetti:

slab-o-meat:

*over the loudspeaker at ikea* FIRST BLOOD

i think if i, in the flesh, heard that in an ikea some primal part of me would break out and smash a norrnäs over the closest person’s head

partyatsanguines:

the-greymarch:

partyatsanguines:

She’s finally awake

who?

The prisoner in the back of the cart reading this

albierio:

Bioware: makes RPGs for theater kids

Bethesda: makes RPGs for normies

Fromsoft: makes RPGs for goths

Obssidian: makes RPGs for fucking nerds